The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!
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Kyvas Quiz
1. Hello... *she's totally naked!?* Whats your name?
Kyva: You ought to know already "God". But if you insist. Kyva.
2. Okay. Just Kyva? Hmmm. Well moving on, how old are you?
Kyva: I don't really know. After the transformation to my wondrous, voluptuous, and irresistible snake-hybrid form, I lost some memories. My birthday being one of them. But I guess everyday's my birthay now.*gives a sultry smile* I'm always in my "birthday suit."
3. *sweats a little and gulps* Eh heh. Whats your favorite food?
Kyva: *softly and seductively* Flessssssh.
4. *sweating more* Uh. Ok... Uh your favorite drink?
Kyva: All bodily fluids. *puts her finger to her lips as she notices something interesting 'down south'*
5. *Oh god she's staring at 'me' now* Who is your secret crush?
Kyva: It's no secret. My master Drax is my truest of loves. And I've had thousands.
Me: Thousands? *I wouldn't put it by her* Uh sure.
6. Uh continuing. Kissed?
Kyva: Oh yes.
Me: Alright and...
Kyva: And not just his lips.
Me: O_O
7. Soooooo, whats your favorite color?
Kyva: Green. because It's me and my skin and all my fluids run green.
Me: Ooooo K....*This may have been a bad idea*
8. Whose your favorite author?
Kyva: Anyone who has written any of the intimate love stories I have read recently.
Me: Since you say that. Just out of curiosity have you read Twilight?
Kyva: *Lashes a tail and grabs Me by the throat* Don't insult me with that ever again.
Me: *choking* Ok. Just curious. *Kyva lets go* I mean I never read it myself and was wondering what all the hype was about and was hoping for an insider's opinion.
9: Whats your biggest fear?
Kyva: Not feeling.
Me: Care to elaborate.
Kyva: *caresses My loins with her tail* I must feel. I may go insane without the pleasure of another's flesh against mine own.
Me: *Sweats profusely and lightly pushes the tail away* Uh. Ca.. Can we continue.
Kyva: *gathering herself* Yes... Of... Of course. * breathes heavily*
10: *Damn she is crazy. Stay calm man. Remember therapy* Who are your heroes?
Kyva: Anyone who can satisfy my insatiable desires.
Me: *This WAS a bad idea*
11. Ugh, okay and your worse enemies?
Kyva: Those who would wish to kill my master. And those who would reject me.
Me: *Crap!*
12. What would happen if your heroes and enemies got together?
Kyva: In such an unlikely event... I would do anything to get with that handsome dragon-man. what's-his-name. Kyne yes.
Me: You seem to love... intimacy?
Kyva: You have no idea. *Starts lightly fingering her nethers*
13. *O_O this is too much for one man to look at. WAIT control yourself! Lust is not the answer* What uh... what would you do if you met your creator? *Doh! stupid question!*
Kyva: ...
Me:
14. What do you want to do when you grow up?
Kyva: Grow up? Are you saying I'm young and inexperienced!?
Me: *Gulps* Uh no! That's not what I mean!
Kyva: *chuckles at My nervousness* It's okay.
Me: *Sighs big relief*
Kyva: If I did 'grow-up' I would learn to control myself.
Me: That's good. *Maybe she'll stop fingering herself*
Kyva: But I'm not 'grown-up' am I. *Stares with sexy eyes*
Me:
15. Uh! Mov... Moving on!!! Whatsyourworstnightmare?
Kyva: I once dreamt I was in a civilized city with CLOTHES on.
Me: Is that such a bad thing?
Kyva: *Lashing out with both tails and grabbing my crotch* YES!!!
Me: O_O Two tails?!?!?!
Kyva: Are you so entranced by me that you forget your own design?
Me: This is really not necessary! It was just a hypothetical question!
Kyva: *letting go*...
16. *Sighs more relief* Back to the questions. What's your lifelong dream?
Kyva: To perhaps one day be rid of this endless curse of insatiable lust.
Me: *Amen to that*
17. And uh... if it came true?
Kyva: It's also a wish to not lose this lust because It's all I know now. I have no way to know how to act in normal society.
Me: Well you could always change sides.
Kyva: ... It has occurred to me but I need the love of my master.
Me: *If you call that love*
Kyva: What was that?
Me: Uh nothing!
18. Where do you like to relax? *Oh jeez probably shouldn't have asked this one*
Kyva: The only relaxation I can ever find is within the grasp of my master's loins.
Me: *She's too crazy*
19. And what do you like doing in your free time? *OK WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?*
Kyva: Myself.
Me: I'm afraid to ask but... As in... Procreation...
Kyva: *Stares intently into My eyes*
Me: Uhh..... MOVING ON!!!
20. Okay, we're done *THANK GOD*, I guess well have to tag folks!
Me: How about
Kyva: Oh yes. I love her... A lot. We have a thing for... nudity.
Me: *Gulp* And uh
Kyva: Sure. *fingering herself again*
Me: *Oh man I might lose it!* And a few more.
Kyva: *Making many sexual noises and now eloping with both her tails in unmentionable areas*
Me: O_O
Kyva: *almost out of breath* Oh. Another plaything. *smirks and is last seen hovering over My body*
5 hours later
Me: Oh man what happened? *noticing all the green slime and lack of clothes*............... Oh... God...
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